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#1 2009-04-07 14:31:25

Ask a normal question, get a silly answer

Quite simple really, reply to the question above with the silliest answer you can think of, then ask a question for someone else to answer.

My question:
Why are there 12 'F' keys at the top of my keyboard?
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#2 2009-04-07 16:22:10

Re: Ask a normal question, get a silly answer

The "F" keys give you the option of using 12, pre-set insults using the F word. Unfortunately, most programs have since removed this feature, so you will only really find it in old DOS programs.

Where does bacon come from?

 

#3 2009-04-07 16:39:32

Re: Ask a normal question, get a silly answer

once long ago there was a ancient race known as the kimbolocitites they used science and magic and moon dust and baby bones mixed it together planted it. and out of the ground grew bacon . the bacon is now harvested in South America by Eskimos with chain saws then it is packaged and delivered to your super market

how do i shot web?

 

#4 2009-04-07 16:53:47

Re: Ask a normal question, get a silly answer

Same way babby formed.

How is the validity related to cogency in logical discourse?

 

#5 2009-04-07 20:13:17

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after my recent study of quantum physics and string theory, I can tell you that it is a matter of magical processes generated by the magic of pixie-dust and leprechauns. It is an intricate process and I would explain it but I'm afraid It's far too complicated for someone without initiation into the magical workings of the leprechaun... And a bottle of the vodka I just downed...

Where do babies come from?

 

#6 2009-04-08 07:39:26

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Everyone knows that Gravidos, the baby god, flies down to earth at the beginning of each day and drops babies for us humans to love and care for. Doctors gather up all of the babies and bring them back to hospitals to tend to their injuries from the initial drop.

How can I walk on water?

 

#7 2009-04-08 10:25:08

Re: Ask a normal question, get a silly answer

Hm...
Tough one...
I vaguely recall some guy called... Jebus, I think...
He figured out how to do that!
I think it has something to do with the dynamics of water, and the lack of dryness...
Jebub must have been an amazing scientist to pull off such a feat!
...or maybe he just couldn't swim...

What's the maximum pressure a standard tubeless radial tire can handle?
In other words: when will it burst?

 

#8 2009-04-08 10:57:33

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Any standard issue radial tire can withstand up to about 42 bars of pressure... In other words, tires are the most pressure resistant objects in this world and will therefore never burst.

How do hummingbirds fly?

 

#9 2009-04-08 12:28:04

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They don't. They're constantly falling....with style.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

 

#10 2009-04-08 12:56:23

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JR from Dallas... right before he was shot by Santa's helpers

Why is there water but no life on Mars?

 

#11 2009-04-08 17:38:05

Re: Ask a normal question, get a silly answer

Cos blood's thicker than water, and you're thicker than everyone.

'Sup?

 

#12 2009-04-08 20:21:14

Re: Ask a normal question, get a silly answer

Narcotics trafficking. That's what's up.

What time is it?

 

#13 2009-04-08 20:29:01

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Time for ____ to ___ ___ ____ (fill in the blanks because we all know this is the basic format of what you were expecting).

What color is cream soda?

 

#14 2009-04-09 06:09:06

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It depends on the mood of the little caged monkeys who make the cream for the soda. If they are happy it looks brownish. If they feel dull, it's more of a yellow transparant color.

Why are babies bald?

Last edited by looc_games (2009-04-09 06:10:26)

 

#15 2009-04-09 21:05:32

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Because they're old men reborn.

Why do lovers love and dreamers dream?

 

#16 2009-04-10 03:48:10

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For the same reason blind people see and deaf people listen...

Why is the sky blue during the day, and red during dawn/dusk?

 

#17 2009-04-10 05:36:10

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Because at day, god has a bath and at dawn/dusk he cuts himself, therefore blood rains down on to Earth.

Why do some people like cake and some people like pie?

 

#18 2009-04-10 06:03:58

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Cause a lot of people don't know the difference and people essentially just want to fill their body with "fruit", fat and sugar.

Why am I not recognized as a genius yet?

 

#19 2009-04-10 13:33:03

Re: Ask a normal question, get a silly answer

Because the animal that is your avatar is secretly plotting against you, brainwashing everyone to make them not realize your potential.

Why are pillows fluffy?

 

#20 2009-04-10 13:54:53

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Because the manufactuarz made them so.

Why is yes not the equivelent of saying "no"?

 

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