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#21 2009-04-11 11:12:03

Re: Good News / Bad News

Bad news - I'm too swamped to notice and too stoned to care

Good news - Those were all lies

 
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#22 2009-04-11 12:39:44

Re: Good News / Bad News

Bad news: Your a liar!
Good news: Watermellon is delicious.

 

#23 2009-04-11 12:55:09

Re: Good News / Bad News

Bad news: Watermellon is still delicious, but you can't tell the difference between "your" and "you're".
Good news: I can! big_smile

 

#24 2009-04-11 12:59:00

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Bad news - Nobody will allow you to.

Good news (everyone!) - Today is Saturday!

 

#25 2009-04-11 18:44:18

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Bad news: not here it aint

Good News: I like New England

 

#26 2009-04-11 18:48:04

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Bad news: Noone cares what you think.

Good news: Someone cares what I think. ( I can think up a good bad news to this, but its probably not going to be said..A much lamer one by v will probably be posted)

 

#27 2009-04-12 04:37:20

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Bad news: it's just YOU that cares what you think...

Good news: I got a haircut

 

#28 2009-04-12 05:33:36

Re: Good News / Bad News

Bad news! The barber shaved a rude word into the back of your head!
Good news! It's only mildly offensive!
big_smilebig_smilebig_smilebig_smilebig_smile

 

#29 2009-04-12 13:09:08

Re: Good News / Bad News

bad news: it's mildly offensive to your mom (oh snap)

good news: today's easter!

 

#30 2009-04-12 13:22:27

Re: Good News / Bad News

Bad news: That means Nietzsche was right from Good Friday until today.
Good news: At least he's right two days a year!  LOLOLOLOL

Last edited by AbsintheAndCarnations (2009-04-12 13:22:48)

 

#31 2009-04-13 14:16:41

Re: Good News / Bad News

^ i lol'd

bad news: it's the two days a year everyone is too sugar high to notice smile

good news: i'm not failing math! big_smile

 

#32 2009-04-13 21:43:25

Re: Good News / Bad News

Bad news: I may fail chemistry

Good news: It'll be all i'm failing at

 

#33 2009-04-14 10:38:25

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Bad news: Now your grades wont be in alphabetical order.
Good news: I got somthing great in the mail today.

 

#34 2009-04-14 11:12:51

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bad news: the post man dropped it and smashed it to pieces.

good news: the box was in tact!

 

#35 2009-04-14 11:18:52

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Bad news, the cardboard is poisonous...

Good news! I got some new movies!

 

#36 2009-04-14 11:32:02

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Bad news, all of them are broken, they will destroy your VCR/DVD player/Blueray/Computer if you try to play them.

Good news! Your mom is pregnant.

 

#37 2009-04-14 16:27:58

Re: Good News / Bad News

Bad news: It's not my mom, and it's your child.

Good news: I'm wearing a hat!

 

#38 2009-04-14 16:39:28

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bad news: it's my hat, you stole it so now you owe me one

good News! I'm not hungry anymore!

 

#39 2009-04-14 16:49:37

 

Re: Good News / Bad News

bad news: you had to eat **** to fill you up


Good news: it stopped raining

 

#40 2009-04-14 17:40:13

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Bad news: it will again soon

Good news: It's the time of the season for robbin'

 

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