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#321 2011-04-24 03:45:27

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^So it's not about party games? I'm all but illiterate when it comes to computer stuff...

I often have nifty logo's on the anniversary of important events.

*the next poster is now an important historic event*

 
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#322 2011-04-24 17:01:14

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I am December 21, 2012 I may not be history yet, but just you wait. I will be known as "The day history got it wrong".

The next poster is now a book written by (um *types in 'books' into google*..."Edgar Alan Poe". "tee hee poe sounds like poo, oh internet you have destroyed my mind) Edgar Alan Poe.

 

#323 2011-04-25 02:16:04

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I will be read, nevermore...
(And I think it's pronounced "P'oh")

The next poster is now an ampersand.

 

#324 2011-04-25 15:58:11

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&. My life is like the wind, people see it and go "what was that" and then stop caring. even I don't use myself in a sentance.

(I know how it's pronounced I was just talking like an interwebz-tard.)

The nesxt poster is now the Pilsbury Dough Boy.

Last edited by CouchDestroyer (2011-04-25 15:58:44)

 

#325 2014-06-17 22:09:05

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I certainly hope I'm at least the Pilsbury Dough Boy from Ghostbusters.  That would be a phenomenal existence.

The next poster is an empty bucket.

 

#326 2019-07-25 09:09:16

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*That's because I went to church and became Holy*

The next person is a dirty keyboard

 

#327 2019-07-25 11:25:34

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Ooh yeah! Insert your Space Bar into my Backspace and # me Home until my Caps Lock!

The next person is now a foldable step stool.

 

#328 2019-07-25 22:10:44

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I slide into tight spaces and get used one step at a time.

The next person is a lost dog.

Last edited by thepara (2019-07-25 22:10:54)

 

#329 2019-07-27 10:25:36

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*Whimper* * Howl* *sniff sniff* SQUIRREL!

>be a cat on a laptop

 

#330 2019-07-27 11:02:32

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Next up is the person trying to use said laptop

 

#331 2019-07-27 13:36:01

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Get away, c'mon, shoo! You're going to... awe, no... no... ewwwwwww!!!! Could you NOT have done your hairball nastiness somewhere else?

Next person is the hairball.

 

#332 2019-07-29 04:23:17

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I've always wondered why people call me a "ball". I always thought I looked more like a runny turd...

Hm... How about you be an indecisive person?

 

#333 2019-08-02 22:29:22

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Shoot, I'm not sure if I should respond. Maybe I should wait. Should I call the next person a clown or an index finger? If it was an index finger, who's would it be? Harrison Fords? That would be interesting, he's always pointing. A porn star? You'd always wonder where that finger's been. So many decisions!!

Okay, the next person is the index finger of a porn star... that should be interesting.

 

#334 2019-08-05 04:22:28

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Why does the right index finger get all the fun? No! Don't stick me in th... Aw, SH**!

The next person is now a dry cough.

 

#335 2019-08-05 14:16:51

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I <cack> <cack> h-<cack> water! <gasp><cack> quick! water! <cack>

The next person is an upended turtle on the road.

 

#336 2019-08-12 03:50:41

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*Roll left* *Roll right* *Roll left* *Roll right* ... almost... *Roll left* *Get near-missed by a semi tractor-trailer* *Spin rapidly on the end of your shell* *teeter on your back as you settle down* DAMMIT!!!

The next person is a plug-and-play, 101-in-1 video game system.

 

#337 2019-08-12 14:50:55

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Yes! Here we go... game number 1... we go this way, then we go that way... got him! Wait, why are you resetting already?  Ahh, okay, game number 12. Zap, zap, bzzboom! This is so much... hang on, another reset? Just as, argh, okay, game 79. I do like this one. Hop, hop, hop-hop, whoa, that was close! Ahh, a log... WAIT, that's not a log! Move it, move it now! Yeah! Huh? AGAIN? Can we please just play one game in the entirety? What? Game 42? This one's something about dolphins and mice. Never did understand it myself. Snap! That's your towel... no, don't forget it... better. Now run!! That's a Vogon... plug your ears! It's about to recite poetry! No... RESET! RESET! Any other game! Not the poetry!!!

The next person is a blindfold.

 

#338 2019-08-25 08:59:30

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I basically make people vampires. Don't believe me? Put me on and look in a mirror! Do you see your reflection? No? I rest my case...

The next person is flea powder.

 

#339 2019-08-26 00:07:30

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Ah ha! I'll kick your butts, you flea varmints! Come close to me... let me introduce you to my scented armpits of pain! That's right... can't stand me, can you! I claim this dog as mine!

The next person is the cell phone of an Instagram influencer.

 

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