We need monkeys to help counting too!
If we had a thousand monkeys all at a computer keyboard, we'd not only hit a million in no time, but we'd have a copy of War and Peace somewhere in there too!
Then let's declare it as such! All random old users who want to leave a message, this is the place to do so! Speaking of which, hi again, Cartman! I love how much you randomly spring up on here - it's always great to see.
Haha, well if we would all stop going away, we wouldn't need to keep dropping in, but I say that purely speculatively, I am as bad for long absences as anyone.
Good to hear from you again though, old friends, how is life treating you lately?