"You're my crack!" "And you're my nasal passage? Seriously, I have no idea how to counter that!"

When in doubt, eschew obfuscation and engage in meaningless befuddlement while pontificating exponentially regardless of merit so as to avoid having to elucidate your unimportant point.                                                                                                                                                                  "Ya, I am a kinky fellow!"  "I got religion in the shower!"  As promised, "'I got AIDS!'  'User error.'"

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