"my grandfather once told me if you want to be successful in life, forget about it because your a retard."
They say a man should always dress for the job he wants. So why am i dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant? Its all because some hacker stole my identity and now im in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea shoulda gone to freee credit report dot com. I should'a seen this coming at me like an atom bomb. They monitor your credit and send you e-mail alerts, so you don't wind up sellin fish to tourists in T-shirts.