If you were to take the square root of a tuna and subtract it from the equvilent of the Norwegian moon, you would get 17.2 tons of chocolate.
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. My goal in life is to solve this simple math equation. What is the square root of negative one divided by zero?